I'm painting Trevelyn's walls plaid.
So of course I start out with a few "T"'s.
"Hey, Mom.... do you think you could write my name all over my room?"
"Well," um - no, "That wasn't part of the plan.... do you want me to write your name on it?"
"Yeah. Because that will show Manliness of me."
It was safe to laugh, he was in the bath, and couldn't hear me, "Is that right?" his Mama choked out.
"Yeah - it'll mark my territory."