"Mom, will you ask me why I'm afraid of lightning?"
"Why are you afraid of lightning, Bub?"
"Well, it all started twenty years ago. When I was five.
And it was night. Raining.
And I was gonna try to get the cheesy crackers out of the truck.
Then.... I got struck by lightning.
And then I ran back into the house.
That's why I don't wanna get struck by lightning."